It's Saturday and I'm too tired to be clever or original, so you get a meme! Yay! Aren't you excited? I know I am!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (derp derp derp)"
Pick your Artist:
The Beatles
Are you a male or female?
Girl
Describe yourself:
Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey
How do you feel:
Happiness is a warm gun
Describe where you currently live:
Strawberry fields forever
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Across the universe
Your favorite form of transportation:
Yellow Submarine
Your best friend is:
Mr. Moonlight
You and your best friends are:
Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band
What's the weather like:
Rain
Favorite time of day:
A hard day's night
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
A day in the life
What is life to you:
Carnival of light
Your last relationship:
Bad to me
Your fear:
A world without love
What is the best advice you have to give:
Act naturally
Thought for the Day:
Don't bother me
How I would like to die:
Free as a bird
My soul's present condition:
No Reply
Most Faithful Companion:
Blackbird
My motto:
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da
Oh and I'm tagging Robin, Janna, Ed
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Saturday, August 15, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
The Lazy Thief
2. Most hated person. I don't think I can pick one. There are several people currently fighting for the #1 spot.
3. Most hated job. The 12 odd hours I was employed by Wal-Mart. Worst. Job. Ever. Sam Walton and his entire family can eat shit in hell.
4. Most hated city. Probably Winnipeg.
5. Most hated band. There are a couple. Hootie and the Blowfish, Limp Bizkit, Britney Spears, Pussycat Dolls, Spice Girls.... actually, come to think of it, there are a lot.
6. Most hated web site. I believe the KKK are still maintaining a website which would win that title without much competition.
7. Most hated TV program. Just about anything that spews forth from the cesspool that has become MTV. "My Super Sweet 16", for example, makes me want to hurt people.
8. Most hated British politician. Tony Blair just for being Bush's lapdog.
9. Most hated artist. I have hated art styles and there are plenty of artist that fall in to each. "Performance Art" makes me violent, "Splatter Painting" too... there are more.
10. Most hated book. That I've read? Murder at Hotel Cinema. What a godawful, horrible, shitty book it is. Don't read it. Ever. Trust me.
11. Most hated shop. Walmart.
12. Most hated organization. There are a few. The church, unions and a few others top the list.
13. Most hated historical event. There are lots and lots and lots. The first one that comes to mind is the burning of the library in Alexandria. Destruction of knowledge and literature hurts my soul.
14. Most hated sport. Cricket. Not only is it boring as fuck but I've no idea how to play it.
15. Most hated piece of technology. The technology developed expressly for warfare.
16. Most hated annual event. Christmas.
17. Most hated daily task. Getting up and read for work.
18. Most hated comedian. Either Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia, it's a toss up on that one.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Killing Time
I know I haven't posted in a few days and I feel bad about it. But on the other hand, I had a really incredibly shitty day yesterday and today I'm not feeling much better. So I'm not really interested in writing a whole bunch or being creative or funny or witty. In fact, I would just as soon go back to bed. Maybe a hug would be nice.
However, I will do a little meme just to kill some time.
iTunes
How many songs total: 438
How many hours or days of music: 1.6 Days
Sort by song title
First Song: Feist "1234"
Last Song: Voltaire "Zombie Prostitute"
Sort by time
Shortest Song: Marilyn Manson "Dancing with the One Legged" (00:46)
Longest Song: Weird Al "Trapped in the drive-thru" (10:51)
Sort by album
First album: Cloud Cult "Advice from the happy hippopotamus"
Last album: Wolfmother "Wolfmother"
First song that comes up on Shuffle: Robert Crumb "Mysterious Mose"
Search the following and state how many songs come up
Death - 5
Life - 3
Love - 21
Hate - 1
You - 58
Sex - 3
However, I will do a little meme just to kill some time.
iTunes
How many songs total: 438
How many hours or days of music: 1.6 Days
Sort by song title
First Song: Feist "1234"
Last Song: Voltaire "Zombie Prostitute"
Sort by time
Shortest Song: Marilyn Manson "Dancing with the One Legged" (00:46)
Longest Song: Weird Al "Trapped in the drive-thru" (10:51)
Sort by album
First album: Cloud Cult "Advice from the happy hippopotamus"
Last album: Wolfmother "Wolfmother"
First song that comes up on Shuffle: Robert Crumb "Mysterious Mose"
Search the following and state how many songs come up
Death - 5
Life - 3
Love - 21
Hate - 1
You - 58
Sex - 3
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Watch As The Amazing Gwenhwyfar Fearlessly Answers Questions!
A while back Robin did the 5 questions meme and now it's my turn. Here are Robin's questions and my completely and very serious answers. They are, after all, questions of great social importance.
1. Verbal Kint, Dr. Cox or Me?
Oh geez... I have to choose? What's up with that? Can't I have my cake and eat it too (which is a stupid saying BTW, if it's my cake, why shouldn't I eat it?)? I have good reasons for choosing any one of you.
Verbal is, well, Verbal. Do I need another reason? He's Kevin at his most loveable. Even knowing that he's really a terrifying criminal mastermind, you still can't help but love him.
Dr. Cox is the kind of guy I'm usually drawn to. Loud, angry and given to ranting with the added bonus of being smart (smarts are super sexy). That and John C. McGinley is seriously hot.
Robin is just so... Robin. She has the wonder twins and the furkids and Manly Man (a definite bonus). Then, just to complete this already impossibly perfect package, she loves Kevin too.
See? How am I supposed to chose?
2. If you had 5 minutes with Kevin Spacey but could only ask him one question, what would it be?
Your place or mine?
3. What movie were you most surprised to find out you liked?
I'd probably have to go with Zoolander. I know most of you just groaned. I know isn't a totally lame movie. It's a guilty pleasure, what can I say? It makes me laugh in a totally "I don't have to think about this at all"/"I just want to watch something stupid and mindless" kind of way. But it was one of those movies I had decided I was going to hate and by the time the credits rolled I was sitting there going "So help me god, I actually liked it."
4. If you could live in any tv show which one would it be and why?
Star Trek (TNG). Hands down. How could I pick anything else? Food processors, transporters, most diseases eliminated, holodeck, alien planets, Picard, Data, Riker, Q and the list goes on. There's almost nothing that I don't love about it and way too much cool shit to pass up.
5. What is the first movie you remember?
Remember seeing? That's really hard because I have a serious problem trying to put event in chronological order.
At home I would probably say The Secret of Nimh or Donald in Mathmagic Land (yes, I still have a copy of both).
In the theatre, I clearly remember going to see The Little Mermaid with my mom, aunt and cousin (for some reason I'm sure my grandma was there too).
1. Verbal Kint, Dr. Cox or Me?
Oh geez... I have to choose? What's up with that? Can't I have my cake and eat it too (which is a stupid saying BTW, if it's my cake, why shouldn't I eat it?)? I have good reasons for choosing any one of you.
Verbal is, well, Verbal. Do I need another reason? He's Kevin at his most loveable. Even knowing that he's really a terrifying criminal mastermind, you still can't help but love him.
Dr. Cox is the kind of guy I'm usually drawn to. Loud, angry and given to ranting with the added bonus of being smart (smarts are super sexy). That and John C. McGinley is seriously hot.
Robin is just so... Robin. She has the wonder twins and the furkids and Manly Man (a definite bonus). Then, just to complete this already impossibly perfect package, she loves Kevin too.
See? How am I supposed to chose?
2. If you had 5 minutes with Kevin Spacey but could only ask him one question, what would it be?
Your place or mine?
3. What movie were you most surprised to find out you liked?
I'd probably have to go with Zoolander. I know most of you just groaned. I know isn't a totally lame movie. It's a guilty pleasure, what can I say? It makes me laugh in a totally "I don't have to think about this at all"/"I just want to watch something stupid and mindless" kind of way. But it was one of those movies I had decided I was going to hate and by the time the credits rolled I was sitting there going "So help me god, I actually liked it."
4. If you could live in any tv show which one would it be and why?
Star Trek (TNG). Hands down. How could I pick anything else? Food processors, transporters, most diseases eliminated, holodeck, alien planets, Picard, Data, Riker, Q and the list goes on. There's almost nothing that I don't love about it and way too much cool shit to pass up.
5. What is the first movie you remember?
Remember seeing? That's really hard because I have a serious problem trying to put event in chronological order.
At home I would probably say The Secret of Nimh or Donald in Mathmagic Land (yes, I still have a copy of both).
In the theatre, I clearly remember going to see The Little Mermaid with my mom, aunt and cousin (for some reason I'm sure my grandma was there too).
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Welcome To Meme-terpiece Theatre
Hey look, another meme I stole! Woo!
1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions. That's cheating and it ruins the fun.
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1. "That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning..."
2. "You're in love. Have a beer."
"Oh, my body's a temple."
"Now it's an amusement park."
3. "Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well."
4. "I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you."
5. "I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
6. "And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look."
7. "And I'm the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps."
8. "It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless but not men. How's your boy?"
9. "Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope."
10. "I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death..."
11. "My grandfather's work was doodoo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life! "
12. "I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship."
13. "After living in the USA for more than thirty-five years they called me an undesirable alien. Me. Johnny Rocco. Like I was a dirty Red or something!"
14. "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
15. "Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell."
16. "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
17. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
18. "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?"
19. "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."
20. "Have no fear, little one... I am here to protect thee."
21. "Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me."
22. "What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over."
23. "My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
24. "Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
25. "Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!"
1. Pick 25 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them in a note for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDB search functions. That's cheating and it ruins the fun.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. "That guy is tense. Tension is a killer. I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning..."
2. "You're in love. Have a beer."
"Oh, my body's a temple."
"Now it's an amusement park."
3. "Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well."
4. "I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you."
5. "I'm only an elected official here, I can't make decisions by myself!"
6. "And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look."
7. "And I'm the Devil. Now kindly undo these straps."
8. "It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless but not men. How's your boy?"
9. "Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope."
10. "I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death..."
11. "My grandfather's work was doodoo! I am not interested in death! The only thing that concerns me is the preservation of life! "
12. "I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship."
13. "After living in the USA for more than thirty-five years they called me an undesirable alien. Me. Johnny Rocco. Like I was a dirty Red or something!"
14. "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
15. "Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a *hell*. Okay? A living hell."
16. "I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."
17. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
18. "Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?"
19. "Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."
20. "Have no fear, little one... I am here to protect thee."
21. "Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me."
22. "What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over."
23. "My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!"
24. "Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up."
25. "Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!"
Saturday, November 29, 2008
I Was Always Suspicious
Oddly enough, I took the test for both of my cats - this one is for Ozzy. There is no surprise there. But I also took the test for Dorian, my stupid but lovable kitteh. His score? 80%
I'm surrounded by assassins.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Deal Breakers, I Got 'Em
Adam stole this so I don't feel bad from stealing it from him. I'm a jerk like that.
Some of these questions are more or less aimed at guys but I'll try to work around that or with it or something. I dunno. I guess you'll just have to read it to find out, now won't you? (also, this might provide some insight in to why I've been single for so long...)
Does your ad have any misspellings or poor grammar usage?
Honestly, if you don't have 100% perfect grammar all the fucking time, fine. I'm not a fucking grammar Nazi. But you start replacing words with "text chat" and you're not even worth my time. I don't have time for anyone who can't take the three seconds extra it takes to type properly.
Do you have a college degree?
As long as you're an intelligent person and can speak coherently on a number of subjects, I couldn't care less whether you have a degree or not. In fact, if you DO have a degree and constantly rub it in everyone's face and flaunt it like you're something special, chances are good that I will punch you in the throat.
How many tattoos do you have?
Actually I like tattoos. So I'm not picky about how many you have. I should mention however, I have very little to no interest in people who have stupid ass "I was drunk and thought it would be funny" and "I was too fucking cheap to pay for a good tattoo from someone who knows what they were doing" tattoos. I don't know why but those just piss me off and they make you look like a fucking douche bag.
How many kids do you have?
I'm really not a "kid person". At all. One kid of a reasonable age (as in one who is old enough to speak clearly, wipe their own ass and not given to bouts of crying over EVERYTHING) might, MIGHT be acceptable but they would have to be something really fucking special. And if you don't have kids but really want some, just stay the fuck away from me. I am NOT a breeder.
Do you watch television?
Well you'd better. Same goes for movies. I constantly reference tv shows and movies, quote lines, make inside jokes and am a general nerd. If you can't keep up I'm not interested. At all. Also, if you hate Sci-Fi, especially Star Trek, don't even bother. It would never work. (Actually, if you can't name the actors who played Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Picard, Riker, Data and Worf without having to think about it, don't bother. I'm not your type. Trust me.)
Do you have a driver's license?
A guy without a driver's license is... wrong. It's just wrong. There is no part of that that's okay. That is a serious deal breaker. That being said, I hate being a passenger so you DO NOT get to drive all the time. I don't care how un-macho it is. Suck it up, princess.
Do you have a sense of humor?
If not, just fuck off right now. If you can't make me laugh I don't even want to waste my time. Same goes if you think Dane Cook is hilarious, if you don't like George Carlin, if you don't get Monty Python, if you can watch Young Frankenstein without even cracking a smile and I could go on. But if you fall in to any of those categories I think it's best we just stop before we even start.
Can you support yourself?
I'm usually broke. I work, don't get me wrong but I'm still not making tons of money and I'm fine with that. I keep a roof over my head and I eat occasionally. So I don't mind someone who's not rolling in cash. Actually, I feel bad when someone is paying for me too often. Even if it's okay with them and they like doing it, it makes me feel like a mooch and reminds me that I don't have a lot. So as long as you've got the basics covered and you're not mooching off me, I'm cool with that.
Do you drink alcohol?
Drinking I'm okay with. I personally can't drink because of my health problems, but hopefully one day I'll be able to finish off my bottle of absinthe and the rum I have left. However, getting blind, stinking drunk at every given opportunity, not being a good drunk, etc. just turns me off. Big time. The same goes for drugs. I'm so not in to a guy who's into getting high. It's one of those things that instantly lowers my opinion of you and in a guy I'm considering dating, it makes me think you're less intelligent. I don't know why but it does.
Is your favorite book the Bible or your hero Jesus?
If yes, it's not going to work out between us. Sorry. With my friends it's not a big deal (provided they don't preach to me and it's not a topic for discussion more often than once in a blue moon) but in a relationship it's an obstacle. Regardless of what you might think. And believe me when I say that you'll never convert me. Stronger people who I respect more have tried and failed miserably.
Do you have bad breath?
Serious deal breaker. I don't have much of a sense of smell but if I can smell your breath you need to get the fuck away from me. I mean, if you just ate something smelly, I understand. But constant bad breath makes me gag.
Are you ugly?
A friend of mine has been adamant (for years) that I only like "old weird guys". While I don't completely agree with her assessment, I will freely admit that I have an unusual taste in men. Personally, intelligence is more important to me than looks. Smarts are sexy. (And so are Kevin Spacey, Alan Rickman, Patrick Stewart, etc, etc, etc...)
Are you computer illiterate?
I don't expect anyone to be a computer genius but I don't ever want to have to explain how to turn the computer on. Being able to use a computer with confidence is important. So is not hating Macs. Because I love both my Macs, more than you. Deal with it.
Do you have really long fingernails?
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. I cannot even put in to words exactly how much a guy with long fingernails grosses me out. I have no idea why, but hands are a very important feature to me and long nails make me gag. Just buy a nail clipper already. Seriously.
Do you smell like smoke?
Guys who smell like ash trays make me want to barf. Kissing a guy who tastes like an ash tray is even worse. Yuk, dude. Just yuk.
Do you like animals?
Well you'd better. I have two cats who I love more than most people. They live with me, you don't. Guess who's more likely to be replaced. Guys who don't like dogs just worry me. (And I have ever intention of getting a rottweiler, so if you're scared of big dogs, you need not apply.)
Do you enjoy going out to dinner?
Once in a while I don't mind going out. But when I do, I go to a sit-down place. Fast food is not my thing if I'm "going for supper with someone".
Do you have enormous boobs?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW... man-boobs. Just no, no and more no. I don't mind a bigger guy, but if your boobs are bigger than mine... *shudder* (the same goes for back hair... actually I'd take he-hooters over back hair any day. Especially if it's shoulder hair and back hair that forms a "hair vest".... *barf*)
Some of these questions are more or less aimed at guys but I'll try to work around that or with it or something. I dunno. I guess you'll just have to read it to find out, now won't you? (also, this might provide some insight in to why I've been single for so long...)
Does your ad have any misspellings or poor grammar usage?
Honestly, if you don't have 100% perfect grammar all the fucking time, fine. I'm not a fucking grammar Nazi. But you start replacing words with "text chat" and you're not even worth my time. I don't have time for anyone who can't take the three seconds extra it takes to type properly.
Do you have a college degree?
As long as you're an intelligent person and can speak coherently on a number of subjects, I couldn't care less whether you have a degree or not. In fact, if you DO have a degree and constantly rub it in everyone's face and flaunt it like you're something special, chances are good that I will punch you in the throat.
How many tattoos do you have?
Actually I like tattoos. So I'm not picky about how many you have. I should mention however, I have very little to no interest in people who have stupid ass "I was drunk and thought it would be funny" and "I was too fucking cheap to pay for a good tattoo from someone who knows what they were doing" tattoos. I don't know why but those just piss me off and they make you look like a fucking douche bag.
How many kids do you have?
I'm really not a "kid person". At all. One kid of a reasonable age (as in one who is old enough to speak clearly, wipe their own ass and not given to bouts of crying over EVERYTHING) might, MIGHT be acceptable but they would have to be something really fucking special. And if you don't have kids but really want some, just stay the fuck away from me. I am NOT a breeder.
Do you watch television?
Well you'd better. Same goes for movies. I constantly reference tv shows and movies, quote lines, make inside jokes and am a general nerd. If you can't keep up I'm not interested. At all. Also, if you hate Sci-Fi, especially Star Trek, don't even bother. It would never work. (Actually, if you can't name the actors who played Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Picard, Riker, Data and Worf without having to think about it, don't bother. I'm not your type. Trust me.)
Do you have a driver's license?
A guy without a driver's license is... wrong. It's just wrong. There is no part of that that's okay. That is a serious deal breaker. That being said, I hate being a passenger so you DO NOT get to drive all the time. I don't care how un-macho it is. Suck it up, princess.
Do you have a sense of humor?
If not, just fuck off right now. If you can't make me laugh I don't even want to waste my time. Same goes if you think Dane Cook is hilarious, if you don't like George Carlin, if you don't get Monty Python, if you can watch Young Frankenstein without even cracking a smile and I could go on. But if you fall in to any of those categories I think it's best we just stop before we even start.
Can you support yourself?
I'm usually broke. I work, don't get me wrong but I'm still not making tons of money and I'm fine with that. I keep a roof over my head and I eat occasionally. So I don't mind someone who's not rolling in cash. Actually, I feel bad when someone is paying for me too often. Even if it's okay with them and they like doing it, it makes me feel like a mooch and reminds me that I don't have a lot. So as long as you've got the basics covered and you're not mooching off me, I'm cool with that.
Do you drink alcohol?
Drinking I'm okay with. I personally can't drink because of my health problems, but hopefully one day I'll be able to finish off my bottle of absinthe and the rum I have left. However, getting blind, stinking drunk at every given opportunity, not being a good drunk, etc. just turns me off. Big time. The same goes for drugs. I'm so not in to a guy who's into getting high. It's one of those things that instantly lowers my opinion of you and in a guy I'm considering dating, it makes me think you're less intelligent. I don't know why but it does.
Is your favorite book the Bible or your hero Jesus?
If yes, it's not going to work out between us. Sorry. With my friends it's not a big deal (provided they don't preach to me and it's not a topic for discussion more often than once in a blue moon) but in a relationship it's an obstacle. Regardless of what you might think. And believe me when I say that you'll never convert me. Stronger people who I respect more have tried and failed miserably.
Do you have bad breath?
Serious deal breaker. I don't have much of a sense of smell but if I can smell your breath you need to get the fuck away from me. I mean, if you just ate something smelly, I understand. But constant bad breath makes me gag.
Are you ugly?
A friend of mine has been adamant (for years) that I only like "old weird guys". While I don't completely agree with her assessment, I will freely admit that I have an unusual taste in men. Personally, intelligence is more important to me than looks. Smarts are sexy. (And so are Kevin Spacey, Alan Rickman, Patrick Stewart, etc, etc, etc...)
Are you computer illiterate?
I don't expect anyone to be a computer genius but I don't ever want to have to explain how to turn the computer on. Being able to use a computer with confidence is important. So is not hating Macs. Because I love both my Macs, more than you. Deal with it.
Do you have really long fingernails?
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. I cannot even put in to words exactly how much a guy with long fingernails grosses me out. I have no idea why, but hands are a very important feature to me and long nails make me gag. Just buy a nail clipper already. Seriously.
Do you smell like smoke?
Guys who smell like ash trays make me want to barf. Kissing a guy who tastes like an ash tray is even worse. Yuk, dude. Just yuk.
Do you like animals?
Well you'd better. I have two cats who I love more than most people. They live with me, you don't. Guess who's more likely to be replaced. Guys who don't like dogs just worry me. (And I have ever intention of getting a rottweiler, so if you're scared of big dogs, you need not apply.)
Do you enjoy going out to dinner?
Once in a while I don't mind going out. But when I do, I go to a sit-down place. Fast food is not my thing if I'm "going for supper with someone".
Do you have enormous boobs?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW... man-boobs. Just no, no and more no. I don't mind a bigger guy, but if your boobs are bigger than mine... *shudder* (the same goes for back hair... actually I'd take he-hooters over back hair any day. Especially if it's shoulder hair and back hair that forms a "hair vest".... *barf*)
Friday, October 24, 2008
Honest, I'm Not Dead
I just got a new job and October is just one of those months where I'm always insanely busy. I promise I will try to post something more substantial in the next couple of days. But for now, here's a meme I stole from Ted.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
1. gwen: adj. describing an attractive female
2) Your age?
1. 24: 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
3) One of your friends.
1. robin: a shy person when you first meet them but then opens up to be a real character. they are usually fun to talk to.
4) What should you be doing?
1. sleep: You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
5) Favorite color?
1. green: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) Birthplace?
6. Regina : Scottish slang used to describe a situation of rage or anger.
7) Month of your birthday?
1. may: cool; sexy; hot
8) Last person you talked to?
1. travis: hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.
9) Your nickname?
1. Pita Bread: Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name?
1. gwen: adj. describing an attractive female
2) Your age?
1. 24: 24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
3) One of your friends.
1. robin: a shy person when you first meet them but then opens up to be a real character. they are usually fun to talk to.
4) What should you be doing?
1. sleep: You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
5) Favorite color?
1. green: yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
6) Birthplace?
6. Regina : Scottish slang used to describe a situation of rage or anger.
7) Month of your birthday?
1. may: cool; sexy; hot
8) Last person you talked to?
1. travis: hottest guy ever!!!! usually used for sexual pleasure, but not in this case.
9) Your nickname?
1. Pita Bread: Money that was a Pain In The Ass to earn.
Saturday, October 04, 2008
More Shit I Stole From Other Blogs
I totally stole this from Vulgar Wizard because stealin' is fun!
1. My uncle once: got a soup ladle full of chili stuck in his mouth
2. Never in my life: have I eaten a kitchen sponge
3. When I was five: Pluto was a planet
4. High school was: a colossal waste of time
5. I will never forget: that you still owe me $50
6. Once I met: the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Nice guys actually, we still do coffee once a week.
7. There’s this girl I know: who bears a striking resemblance to Jack Klugman
8. Once, at a bar: I got the shittiest service ever from a waitress that looked like Sinead O'Connor
9. By noon, I’m usually: not dressed yet
10. Last night: I should have gone to bed earlier
11. If only I had: a life
12. Next time I go to church: I'll have to remember to take my iPod
13. What worries me most: is what the comments on YouTube says about us as a society
14. When I turn my head left I see: Jim
15. When I turn my head right I see: John
16. You know I’m lying when: I'm not vertical but horizontal
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: saturday morning cartoons
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: in one of those plays nobody talks about
19. By this time next year: I'd better have more money
20. A better name for me would be: Edgar
21. I have a hard time understanding: how no one could see that Clark Kent was Superman
22. If I ever go back to school: it had better not be a waste of time
23. You know I like you if: I ask you for your opinion
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: The academy. You have to remember to thank them.
25. Take my advice: if someone tells you something is hot and not to touch it, it's best to just believe them
26. My ideal breakfast is: made by someone else
27. A song I love but do not have is: ... If I loves it, I gets it. Duh.
28. If you visit my hometown: be sure to stop in and say hello, you jerk
29. Why won’t people: just go away or failing that, give me money?
30. If you spend a night at my house: don't worry, I have handcuffs and a ball-gag
31. I’d stop my wedding so: I could figure out exactly how the fuck I ended up engaged in the first place
32. The world could do without: your attitude, mister
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: touch a moth
34. My favorite blonde is: a dog
35. Paper clips are more useful than: most library regulars
36. If I do anything well it’s: a total fluke
37. I can’t help but: wonder why I'm still doing this meme
38. I usually cry: wolf
39. My advice to my child: if you can't beat them, pay someone to have them beaten
40. And by the way: those pants make your ass look huge
1. My uncle once: got a soup ladle full of chili stuck in his mouth
2. Never in my life: have I eaten a kitchen sponge
3. When I was five: Pluto was a planet
4. High school was: a colossal waste of time
5. I will never forget: that you still owe me $50
6. Once I met: the four horsemen of the apocalypse. Nice guys actually, we still do coffee once a week.
7. There’s this girl I know: who bears a striking resemblance to Jack Klugman
8. Once, at a bar: I got the shittiest service ever from a waitress that looked like Sinead O'Connor
9. By noon, I’m usually: not dressed yet
10. Last night: I should have gone to bed earlier
11. If only I had: a life
12. Next time I go to church: I'll have to remember to take my iPod
13. What worries me most: is what the comments on YouTube says about us as a society
14. When I turn my head left I see: Jim
15. When I turn my head right I see: John
16. You know I’m lying when: I'm not vertical but horizontal
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: saturday morning cartoons
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: in one of those plays nobody talks about
19. By this time next year: I'd better have more money
20. A better name for me would be: Edgar
21. I have a hard time understanding: how no one could see that Clark Kent was Superman
22. If I ever go back to school: it had better not be a waste of time
23. You know I like you if: I ask you for your opinion
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: The academy. You have to remember to thank them.
25. Take my advice: if someone tells you something is hot and not to touch it, it's best to just believe them
26. My ideal breakfast is: made by someone else
27. A song I love but do not have is: ... If I loves it, I gets it. Duh.
28. If you visit my hometown: be sure to stop in and say hello, you jerk
29. Why won’t people: just go away or failing that, give me money?
30. If you spend a night at my house: don't worry, I have handcuffs and a ball-gag
31. I’d stop my wedding so: I could figure out exactly how the fuck I ended up engaged in the first place
32. The world could do without: your attitude, mister
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: touch a moth
34. My favorite blonde is: a dog
35. Paper clips are more useful than: most library regulars
36. If I do anything well it’s: a total fluke
37. I can’t help but: wonder why I'm still doing this meme
38. I usually cry: wolf
39. My advice to my child: if you can't beat them, pay someone to have them beaten
40. And by the way: those pants make your ass look huge
Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
In Your Face, Robin
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
The scary thing? I haven't had any coffee today (although I always have delusions of godlike power).
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Top 100? Seriously?
I swiped this from Adam, who got the list from Entertainment Weekly. It's a list of their Top 100 movies of the last 25 years. Personally I'm wondering who the chimps are who made up this list and where some of the actual top movies are. But hey, that's me.
Anyhow, in keeping with Adam's idea, I've bolded the ones I've seen and marked asterisks next to the ones I liked.
1. Pulp Fiction (1994) **
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)**
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)**
9. Die Hard (1988)**
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)**
13. GoodFellas (1990)**
14. Crumb (1995)**
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)**
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)**
20. The Lion King (1994)**
21. Schindler's List (1993)**
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)**
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)**
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)**
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)**
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)**
35. The Incredibles (2004)**
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)**
37. Pretty Woman (1990)
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)**
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)**
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)**
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)**
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)**
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)**
48. Scarface (1983)**
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)**
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)**
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)**
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)**
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. sex, lies and videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)**
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)**
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)**
73. Office Space (1999)**
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)**
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)**
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)**
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)**
91. Back to the Future (1985)**
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood** (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)**
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley** (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)**
Anyhow, in keeping with Adam's idea, I've bolded the ones I've seen and marked asterisks next to the ones I liked.
1. Pulp Fiction (1994) **
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)**
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)**
9. Die Hard (1988)**
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)**
13. GoodFellas (1990)**
14. Crumb (1995)**
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)**
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)**
20. The Lion King (1994)**
21. Schindler's List (1993)**
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)**
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)**
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)**
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)**
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)**
35. The Incredibles (2004)**
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)**
37. Pretty Woman (1990)
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)**
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)**
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)**
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)**
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)**
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)**
48. Scarface (1983)**
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)**
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)**
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)**
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)**
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. sex, lies and videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)**
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)**
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)**
73. Office Space (1999)**
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)**
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)**
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)**
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)**
91. Back to the Future (1985)**
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood** (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)**
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley** (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)**
Sunday, June 15, 2008
I Wouldn't Buy My Own Albums
Because one sounds like a Russian Girl Pop band (or a Gay Pop band at least) and the other is so Emo it makes me want to write sad poetry and cut myself.
Let’s make a band:
1. Band Name
The first article title is the name of your band.
2. Album Name
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3.Album Cover
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Now take your pic, add the band name and title to it, then post it.
Let’s make a band:
1. Band Name
The first article title is the name of your band.
2. Album Name
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3.Album Cover
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
Now take your pic, add the band name and title to it, then post it.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Because I Have Nothing Else To Say
At least not at the moment.
Here's a meme, just so you guys don't start thinking I'm dead. I wouldn't want you getting all excited for nothing.
The concept:
1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
2. Using only the first page of results, pick one image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab’s Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.
The questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food? right now?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. What is one word that describes you?
12. What is your flickr name?
Here's a meme, just so you guys don't start thinking I'm dead. I wouldn't want you getting all excited for nothing.
The concept:
1. Type your answer to each of the questions below into Flickr Search.
2. Using only the first page of results, pick one image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into Big Huge Lab’s Mosaic Maker to create a mosaic of the picture answers.
The questions:
1. What is your first name?
2. What is your favorite food? right now?
3. What high school did you go to?
4. What is your favorite color?
5. Who is your celebrity crush?
6. What is your favorite drink?
7. What is your dream vacation?
8. What is your favorite dessert?
9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
10. What do you love most in life?
11. What is one word that describes you?
12. What is your flickr name?
Thursday, May 01, 2008
It's Overcast And I'm Sleepy
So all you get is a meme.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
What closet doors? I took them off so I could fit my computer desk in there.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I can't even remember the last time I stayed in a hotel.
3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
I honestly have trouble just sleeping in those nasty beds.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, sir. I have stolen a sign out of a bus though.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I write passive-aggressive notes to myself.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I'm saving that for when I hit 65. I already knit, crochet and play Mah Jong. I can't use up everything already.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I'd take the bear as long as I can have the old school Star Trek fight music playing.
8. Do you have freckles?
No, I have stripes.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't even stand still for pictures.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Being asked about my pet peeves.
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
sheets?
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, I count yours.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I wasn't peeing, I was marking territory. Now those fucking squirrels know who's boss.
14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Just because you can't hear the music doesn't mean it's not there.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Pens yes, pencils no. The slivers were becoming a problem.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
We were supposed to sleep?
17. What size is your bed?
Gwen sized.
18. What is your “Song of the week”?
You won't make a fool out of me - Flogging Molly
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Okay? It should be required.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
I watch more cartoons now then I did when I was a kid. That's the only upside to being an adult. That and being allowed to drink pop at breakfast, eat ice cream instead of supper, stay up until any ungodly hour you like and legally being able to buy porn. Actually I think they let us do that kind of shit to keep us all from killing ourselves when we realize that being an adult sucks.
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
What closet doors? I took them off so I could fit my computer desk in there.
2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I can't even remember the last time I stayed in a hotel.
3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
I honestly have trouble just sleeping in those nasty beds.
4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, sir. I have stolen a sign out of a bus though.
5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I write passive-aggressive notes to myself.
6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I'm saving that for when I hit 65. I already knit, crochet and play Mah Jong. I can't use up everything already.
7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I'd take the bear as long as I can have the old school Star Trek fight music playing.
8. Do you have freckles?
No, I have stripes.
9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't even stand still for pictures.
10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Being asked about my pet peeves.
11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
sheets?
12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, I count yours.
13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I wasn't peeing, I was marking territory. Now those fucking squirrels know who's boss.
14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Just because you can't hear the music doesn't mean it's not there.
15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Pens yes, pencils no. The slivers were becoming a problem.
16. How many people have you slept with this week?
We were supposed to sleep?
17. What size is your bed?
Gwen sized.
18. What is your “Song of the week”?
You won't make a fool out of me - Flogging Molly
19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Okay? It should be required.
20. Do you still watch cartoons?
I watch more cartoons now then I did when I was a kid. That's the only upside to being an adult. That and being allowed to drink pop at breakfast, eat ice cream instead of supper, stay up until any ungodly hour you like and legally being able to buy porn. Actually I think they let us do that kind of shit to keep us all from killing ourselves when we realize that being an adult sucks.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
If A Picture Is Worth 1000 Words...
This post is worth at least 15000. I think that beats even my angriest rants. (Also, I totally stole this from Robin...)
Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.photobucket.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box
3. Insert the picture into your Blog
1.) What is your Relationship Status?
2) What is your current mood?
3.) Who is your Favorite Band / Artist?
4.) What is your Favorite Movie?
5.) What kind of pet do you have?
6.) Where do you live?
7.) Where do you work?
8.) What do you look like?
9.) What do you drive?
10)What did you do last night?
11.) What is your Favorite TV Show?
12.) Describe yourself:
13)What are you doing tomorrow?
14.) What is your Name?
15.) What’s your Favorite Candy?
PS - #6 is my favourite just because that made me laugh really, really hard.
Here’s how it works:
1. Go to www.photobucket.com
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box
3. Insert the picture into your Blog
1.) What is your Relationship Status?
2) What is your current mood?
3.) Who is your Favorite Band / Artist?
4.) What is your Favorite Movie?
5.) What kind of pet do you have?
6.) Where do you live?
7.) Where do you work?
8.) What do you look like?
9.) What do you drive?
10)What did you do last night?
11.) What is your Favorite TV Show?
12.) Describe yourself:
13)What are you doing tomorrow?
14.) What is your Name?
15.) What’s your Favorite Candy?
PS - #6 is my favourite just because that made me laugh really, really hard.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Thirteen Things That Make Me A Nerd
I totally stole this from Janna.
1. I flatly refuse to watch Babylon 5 season 5 because it was horribly tacked on and I had my closure with the end of season 4.
2. I have seen every episode of Star Trek TNG in broadcast order.
3. I can name more than ten alien races from Star Trek off the top of my head.
4. I own more than two dozen Marvel trading cards.
5. I can pick out my favourite voice actors in any of the things they work on.
6. I have favourite voice actors.
7. I love TNG but I always wish that McCoy was the doctor because I fucking hate Crusher.
8. I make a habit of writing open letters to directors and musicians on my blog, not because I think they'll read them, but because it makes me feel better.
9. Watching the X-men movies, I am mentally cataloguing all of the errors in the story lines and characters.
10. I have to watch any make-up heavy movie at least twice because the first time I watch I don't really notice anything but the make-up.
11. If they turn a book in to a movie I absolutely must watch the movie before I read the book.
12. I still have my favourite stuffed animal and blanket from when I was little and I am as protective of them now as I was then.
13. I am willing to admit all of these things.
1. I flatly refuse to watch Babylon 5 season 5 because it was horribly tacked on and I had my closure with the end of season 4.
2. I have seen every episode of Star Trek TNG in broadcast order.
3. I can name more than ten alien races from Star Trek off the top of my head.
4. I own more than two dozen Marvel trading cards.
5. I can pick out my favourite voice actors in any of the things they work on.
6. I have favourite voice actors.
7. I love TNG but I always wish that McCoy was the doctor because I fucking hate Crusher.
8. I make a habit of writing open letters to directors and musicians on my blog, not because I think they'll read them, but because it makes me feel better.
9. Watching the X-men movies, I am mentally cataloguing all of the errors in the story lines and characters.
10. I have to watch any make-up heavy movie at least twice because the first time I watch I don't really notice anything but the make-up.
11. If they turn a book in to a movie I absolutely must watch the movie before I read the book.
12. I still have my favourite stuffed animal and blanket from when I was little and I am as protective of them now as I was then.
13. I am willing to admit all of these things.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Crazy Eights
8 Things I’m Passionate About
1. Film
2. Writing
3. My art
4. The people who take the time to read this non-sense
5. Reading
6. My cats
7. My family
8. My personal integrity
8 Things I Want to Do Before I Die
1. Travel around Europe
2. Find a job that doesn't make me crazy
3. Find a way to make my anger in to a positive thing
4. Spend at least 10% of my life NOT being broke and worrying about money
5. Actually meet all of the bloggers I love (and sodomize them)
6. Win the lotto
7. Meet everyone on my list of people to meet before I die
8. Find someone who doesn't drive me crazy, treat me like shit or lets me down at every given opportunity
8 Things I Say Often
1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Hell
4. Ass
5. Balls
6. Damnit
7. Fine, then I'll just have to kill you
8. I fucking hate that
8 Books I’ve Read Recently
1. Thank-you, Jeeves
2. Jeeves and the feudal spirit
3. The Porcelain God: The social history of the toilet
4. Dexter in the Dark
5. The walking dead 1-5
6. What ho, Jeeves (I was on a P.G. Wodehouse kick, fuck off.)
7. From Russia with love
8. Goldfinger
8 Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over
1. Death Valley Queen - Flogging Molly
2. Factory Girls - Flogging Molly
3. Pretty Voice - Cloud Cult
4. Car Crash - Cloud Cult
5. Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin
6. Here it goes again - Ok Go
7. Them there eyes - Billie Holiday
8. Feeling Good - Nina Simone
8 Things That Attract Me to My Best Friends
1. Twisted sense of humor
2. Being able to understand at least half of the stupid jokes and obscure references I make
3. Laughing at my stupid jokes and obscure references
4. Intelligence
5. Honesty
6. Passion for what they believe in, even if I don't completely agree
7. Nice ass
8. Not getting pissed off when I call bullshit and being able to call it back.
8 People I Think Should Do Crazy 8’s
1. Robin
2. Adam
3. Jason
4. Blue
5. Bron
6. Janna
7. Turnbaby
8. Chelle
1. Film
2. Writing
3. My art
4. The people who take the time to read this non-sense
5. Reading
6. My cats
7. My family
8. My personal integrity
8 Things I Want to Do Before I Die
1. Travel around Europe
2. Find a job that doesn't make me crazy
3. Find a way to make my anger in to a positive thing
4. Spend at least 10% of my life NOT being broke and worrying about money
5. Actually meet all of the bloggers I love (and sodomize them)
6. Win the lotto
7. Meet everyone on my list of people to meet before I die
8. Find someone who doesn't drive me crazy, treat me like shit or lets me down at every given opportunity
8 Things I Say Often
1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Hell
4. Ass
5. Balls
6. Damnit
7. Fine, then I'll just have to kill you
8. I fucking hate that
8 Books I’ve Read Recently
1. Thank-you, Jeeves
2. Jeeves and the feudal spirit
3. The Porcelain God: The social history of the toilet
4. Dexter in the Dark
5. The walking dead 1-5
6. What ho, Jeeves (I was on a P.G. Wodehouse kick, fuck off.)
7. From Russia with love
8. Goldfinger
8 Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over
1. Death Valley Queen - Flogging Molly
2. Factory Girls - Flogging Molly
3. Pretty Voice - Cloud Cult
4. Car Crash - Cloud Cult
5. Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin
6. Here it goes again - Ok Go
7. Them there eyes - Billie Holiday
8. Feeling Good - Nina Simone
8 Things That Attract Me to My Best Friends
1. Twisted sense of humor
2. Being able to understand at least half of the stupid jokes and obscure references I make
3. Laughing at my stupid jokes and obscure references
4. Intelligence
5. Honesty
6. Passion for what they believe in, even if I don't completely agree
7. Nice ass
8. Not getting pissed off when I call bullshit and being able to call it back.
8 People I Think Should Do Crazy 8’s
1. Robin
2. Adam
3. Jason
4. Blue
5. Bron
6. Janna
7. Turnbaby
8. Chelle
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Just Getting Paid To Write Would Be Good
I have a suspicion that anyone who has a blog that they actually update regularly secretly dreams of being a writer. I know I would love to get paid for writing. Hell, I do enough of it. But then it was Hunter S. Thompson who said "I've always considered writing the most hateful kind of work. I suspect it's a bit like fucking, which is only fun for amateurs. Old whores don't do much giggling." So maybe it's a "grass is always greener" kind of thing.
Anyway, on to the meme (which I'm stealing from Fabs.)
10 Signs A Book Was Written By Me
1. Most of the cover is obscured by the "Explicit Content" warning sticker.
2. After about the first ten pages you realize it really is just one long rant about something stupid.
3. Total occurrences of the word Fuck (or some variant): 35,478
4. Understanding everything in it exposes you for the nerd you are.
5. There is an entire chapter devoted to bending bloggers over a child sized coffin and fisting them.
6. There are chapters devoted to Kevin Spacey, Alan Rickman and the Wonder Twins.
7. Jerry Falwell's corpse reanimates itself in order to protest its release.
8. Page 115 is just a grocery list that got suck in there by mistake.
9. The audio book is read by John de Lancie but he is credited as Q.
10. When you take every fifth word from every third page and get instructions for building a working time machine.
Anyway, on to the meme (which I'm stealing from Fabs.)
10 Signs A Book Was Written By Me
1. Most of the cover is obscured by the "Explicit Content" warning sticker.
2. After about the first ten pages you realize it really is just one long rant about something stupid.
3. Total occurrences of the word Fuck (or some variant): 35,478
4. Understanding everything in it exposes you for the nerd you are.
5. There is an entire chapter devoted to bending bloggers over a child sized coffin and fisting them.
6. There are chapters devoted to Kevin Spacey, Alan Rickman and the Wonder Twins.
7. Jerry Falwell's corpse reanimates itself in order to protest its release.
8. Page 115 is just a grocery list that got suck in there by mistake.
9. The audio book is read by John de Lancie but he is credited as Q.
10. When you take every fifth word from every third page and get instructions for building a working time machine.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
New Levels In Laziness
Not only am I just stealing this meme from Robin and Adam, but I'm not even going to do the whole thing. Just the ones I feel like answering.
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Black Cat
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Embury (I don't have a middle name)
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Edith Sourpatch (that sounds dirty)
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Ozzy Dorian Scrivener (Hawt!)
JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Nella
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
Black Hellraiser (is that like blackula?)
YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Bill Creme Egg (Oh yeah, that screams action hero)
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Leigh (Like Cher, I only need one name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Dorian Ozzy
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Black Cat
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Embury (I don't have a middle name)
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Edith Sourpatch (that sounds dirty)
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Ozzy Dorian Scrivener (Hawt!)
JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Nella
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
Black Hellraiser (is that like blackula?)
YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Bill Creme Egg (Oh yeah, that screams action hero)
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Leigh (Like Cher, I only need one name)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Dorian Ozzy
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