Friday, August 31, 2007

Dear Cocksucker,

Sorry, I don't know that that is the right term. Asshole seems to weak. Motherfucker perhaps? Douche bag? I don't know. There are so many to choose from. But it doesn't matter as long as we're clear that I'm not overly impressed with you at the moment.
I just wanted to say thanks. Thanks for breaking into my car in the middle of the night, you cowardly fuck. And thanks for stealing my CDs, you fucking shitbag.
That must be one hell of a sense of self-entitlement you have there. Taking what's not yours. Taking what I had to work for. I don't know what you think, that it doesn't matter, it's only a few small things. Things no one will miss. Things that are easily replaceable.
I regretfully have to inform you that you are wrong. Very wrong. As small as the things are that you took and however replaceable you think they may be, the fact is, you're wrong.
I'm broke. Beyond broke. The things I have, I had to work for. Every last one of them. Including the things you took. It's just not in the budget to replace any of them. Maybe to someone $75 isn't a lot of money, but it is to me. And I don't have it to spare.
And you know what? I shouldn't have to. I shouldn't have to be replacing things that you fucking stole from me because you're fucking lazy ass can't find gainful employment. Because you're too fucking stupid to get a job of your own. Because you think it's a fucking joke to take, take, take from everyone and everything around you. You worthless piece of shit.
So thanks a fucking bunch. I hope my things make you very happy and I hope you catch something red and itchy that oozes puss and burns. I hope you catch it on your face and I hope that it's untreatable.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Movin' On Up

Unfortunately it has very little to do with the East Side though.
I have however gotten myself a new job. I'm no longer a lowly page. No, sir. Now I'm a lowly clerk. In the lowly theater. (It's in the basement, thus making it quite lowly.) I'm also not working with any girls any more. With the noteable exception of my loverly new boss. Though my interactions with her are limited.
Anyway, it's something new. So I hope to have anew crop of wacky Library stories and insane rants about stupid shit people do.
And that's the news.

Heed These Words

I'll stop being so fucking mad when you assholes stop pissing me off and giving me things to be mad about.
Carry on.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Pretty Voice

This is the song that made me fall in love with this band. I can't even tell you what it is that I love about it, but I've yet to find a Cloud Cult song that I don't like.
Anyway, enjoy.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I Really Don't Have Time For This

It seems like in the last little while everyone has been getting sick. It hit my family a few days ago and despite my assurances that I didn't want them to share their germs, here I am. Sick. Whoo-hoo. The germs invaded about three days ago and instead of putting up any sort of a fight my immune system surrendered faster than the French.
That in itself is great, but I really don't have time for this right now. I have a lot on my plate at the moment and "sick time" just does not fit into that who schedule. So I'm sick and at work which, let me tell you, is about as much fun as chewing on tinfoil. I don't think there is a part of me that doesn't hurt and my arms and legs seem to have become lead. And though I am here, my brain is out sick so I'm walking around with a serious case of the sick stupids.
At very least I can hope I infect some of the patrons. I've caught enough things from them.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

I Came, I Saw, I Avoided The Concession Stand

For years is was rumored to be coming. Plans were in the works. At the end of it all there would be this, a monument to all that they were. And now it's here. The Simpsons movie.
I went last night with a friend and honestly I didn't know what to expect. The Simpsons was one of my favourite shows for years. I watched faithfully every week, new episodes and old. But in recent years, to say that the show was declining would be an understatement. So I suppose I wasn't expecting much.
Well I can't say that I was blown away and I can't say that it was a great movie. But I can say that it was good. It was solidily good. I've heard people complain that it was just like a really long episode of the Simpsons and to them I say DUH. What the hell else would it be? I don't care that it was like a long episode, so long as it's a good episode.
Anyway, I'd suggest the fans see it and the non-fans go see something else. (Underdog looks like it's going to be a giant pile of steamy shit, why not check it out instead? Or maybe Alvin and the chipmonks?*)

*Why the fuck is Jason Lee suddenly whoring himself out for all this shit? The Earl money couldn't possibly have run dry yet! Maybe Kevin Smith could find something for him again? Jesus, anything would be better.