It's Overcast And I'm Sleepy

So all you get is a meme.

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
What closet doors? I took them off so I could fit my computer desk in there.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I can't even remember the last time I stayed in a hotel.

3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
I honestly have trouble just sleeping in those nasty beds.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
No, sir. I have stolen a sign out of a bus though.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
I write passive-aggressive notes to myself.

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I'm saving that for when I hit 65. I already knit, crochet and play Mah Jong. I can't use up everything already.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
I'd take the bear as long as I can have the old school Star Trek fight music playing.

8. Do you have freckles?
No, I have stripes.

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't even stand still for pictures.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Being asked about my pet peeves.

11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
sheets?

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
No, I count yours.

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I wasn't peeing, I was marking territory. Now those fucking squirrels know who's boss.

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
Just because you can't hear the music doesn't mean it's not there.

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Pens yes, pencils no. The slivers were becoming a problem.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
We were supposed to sleep?

17. What size is your bed?
Gwen sized.

18. What is your “Song of the week”?
You won't make a fool out of me - Flogging Molly

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Okay? It should be required.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
I watch more cartoons now then I did when I was a kid. That's the only upside to being an adult. That and being allowed to drink pop at breakfast, eat ice cream instead of supper, stay up until any ungodly hour you like and legally being able to buy porn. Actually I think they let us do that kind of shit to keep us all from killing ourselves when we realize that being an adult sucks.