And if so, can you be specific? I say a lot of things. Is it just me or does it seem really quiet around here? Is anyone reading this? Does anyone care? Hello? Hello!? HELLO!?
I'm here. I've just been in a lousy mood, what with getting old and being sick and having my heart broken.
I learned that the guy I liked is now "officially" in a relationship with someone I know... And I learned this when she called to tell me ALLLL about it.
The kicker is, she KNEW I liked him. She knew, and yet she still went after him anyway.
So, I've been curling up into a tear-soaked ball and fighting the urge to throw small furry creatures into deep-fryers.
This is known as "being passive-aggressive while thoughtfully considering my choice of dipping sauces."
Aw, I'm so sorry hun. That's ten shades of suck. Who the hell does that anyway? Go after someone you know your friend is interested in? And the CALL THEM!? That's ridiculous. You want I should break her legs? I still love you. I'll even send you dipping sauce if you like.
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I'm still here. You know, as here as I ever am.
Sorry - they revoked my cool license and told me I couldn't post comments anymore. Luckily, the cool police wifi is hackable.
You know I will never go anywhere, no matter how many times you legally try to keep me away.
B - Could I ask for anything more?
Nikki - I knew you'd find a away.
Robin - You know that I only push you away to see if you'll come back, right?
I'm here.
I've just been in a lousy mood, what with getting old and being sick and having my heart broken.
I learned that the guy I liked is now "officially" in a relationship with someone I know...
And I learned this when she called to tell me ALLLL about it.
The kicker is, she KNEW I liked him. She knew, and yet she still went after him anyway.
So, I've been curling up into a tear-soaked ball and fighting the urge to throw small furry creatures into deep-fryers.
This is known as "being passive-aggressive while thoughtfully considering my choice of dipping sauces."
Aw, I'm so sorry hun. That's ten shades of suck. Who the hell does that anyway? Go after someone you know your friend is interested in? And the CALL THEM!? That's ridiculous. You want I should break her legs?
I still love you. I'll even send you dipping sauce if you like.
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