Sunday, November 09, 2008

To The Flyer Leaving Fuck

I got your flyer when I got home from a rather enjoyable evening out and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for killing the good times. Honestly at this point I'm so mad I don't even really know what to say. I'd probably start with "How dare you?"
That's "how dare you?" as is how dare you leave your hate-filled bullshit in random stranger's mail boxes? How dare you print such filth? How dare you promote hate and MURDER? Just how fucking dare you?
Kill the homosexual!? Are you fucking serious? And then to QUOTE THE FUCKING BIBLE!? To take your own religion and twist it to fit your disgusting ideas and hatred? To use your God to promote violence and murder?
While you were reading that oh so sacred book of yours, did you just skip right over the whole "Thou shalt not kill" bit? Or how about the part that says "Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone"? Or "Love thy neighbour as thyself"? Or "And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise"? Did you miss those bits completely? Or did they just not work with your vision of how things aught to be? (Oh yeah, that's right. I can't play "quote the bible" too.)
How about this, you stay the fuck away from my house and I'll leave my baseball bat in the back room? Okay? Because if I ever catch you leaving that kind of shit in my mailbox again, you're going to get a taste of what the vengeance of the lord feels like. You self-righteous, religious abusing, bible tainting, hate mongering, fuckwad.

6 comments:

Robin said...

You tell those fucktards -- I'll come over and help you take them down. Although, I can't fight so I'll just stand in the background and say mean things.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Every little bit helps. Personally I'm going to the police, writing the paper, writing my city representative and taking this to pride members to let them know what's going on.
Me? Get mad? Naw.

Robin said...

Remind me never to get on your bad side...

Gwenhwyfar said...

Did I mention I have a scythe that boasts a three foot long blade?

sourpuss said...

I've been working on my side career of Pet Vigilante (long story) and your post made me think there is also a need for a Flyer Vigilante. Maybe I should start a Vigilante Squad of some sort...

Gwenhwyfar said...

I like it. I'd totally join your vigilante squad. Do I have to supply my own sock full of change to beat people with?