Friday, November 28, 2008

I Vote We Cage Them

Can someone please tell me EXACTLY what a group of ten year olds (at most) is doing running around, unsupervised, downtown at 9pm? Because I would love to know who their parents are and why they think it's okay for their children to be running wild, making a fucking menace of themselves.
Honest to fucking god, I believe that most children should be kept in cages until they can prove that they are civilised enough to join us out here in the world. Because as it stands something needs to change. These little monsters are damned near intolerable for the most part and nearly all of the children I see in public could do with a swift kick in the ass. All of those screeching, whining, greedy, snot-nosed little bastards.
Actually, I'm going to take some of that back. They are children after all. They're stupid and impressionable. So it stands to reason they most of them are obnoxious little fucks with a seriously over developed sense of entitlement and a huge attitude problem. Their parents are the same fucking way.
I'm still of the opinion that people should have to submit to psychological testing and take an IQ test before they're allowed to breed. Most people are simply too fucking stupid to be allowed to raise people.

4 comments:

Robin said...

it's mostly the parents, whom i definitely despise way more than the kids but i still can't stand the kids also.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Can I just hate both equally?

Janna said...

Kids are all noisy, needy, filthy little vermin.
Keep them away from me.

Gwenhwyfar said...

We should start a colony of people against children. It would be a wonderful place.