Saturday, February 23, 2008

From Me To You 24

- If you have been ignoring you neighbours for months and treating them like shit when you do interact with them, it's best not to assume that you can still come and borrow their shit. Especially if you just take it without asking. That's called stealing and if I catch you again I'll break your face. The same applies to your girlfriend.

- If your popularity is based on your looks alone, it's probably a bad idea to threaten anyone who is unpopular because of their looks with violence. A broken nose will affect you more than them. Trust me on this one.

- The only really good advice my mother ever gave me: Never throw the first punch but always throw the last.

- I shouldn't actually have to say this but COVER YOU FUCKING MOUTH YOU COUGH! Jesus Christ on crutches! I really don't need your nasty germs sprayed all over me and every surface within 20 feet of you.


sourpuss said...

I agree with all but the last.

I'd stipulate they cover their mouth, but NOT WITH THEIR HAND because chances are they won't rush right off to wash it and will likely touch something in the next few minutes that you may not be aware of but may end up touching whatever that thing was they touched and, well, you know what I'm getting at.

It's actually been recommend that people cough into their elbow/forearm sleeve and I think that's a better idea because I am far less likely to come into contact with that.

Robin said...

You tell em!

The Absurdist said...

My stance, in general is always "KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM ALL!"

Just my de facto standard... May help.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Sourpuss - agreed!

Robin - Here! Here!

Absurdist - My feelings exactly.