Tuesday, January 22, 2008

More Lazy Thievery

Sorry guys, I'm having a really not creative, completely lazy week. I can't even think of anything that pissed me off enough to rant about. At least nothing I haven't ranted about at length before. So I swiped this from Robin.

1. What would you do if your ex just showed up at your house right now?
Take my bat to his head and enjoy the fact that I have a rather long, hard, slippery set of stairs up to my door. Then leave him to freeze to death.

2. What describes your relationship status?
A lot of words that would make even the strongest spirit weep.

3. Where are you?
Physically? My bedroom. Mentally? In a dark and lonely void. Emotionally? Curled up in a corner crying.

4. Have you ever been called a bitch?
Only because it's true.

5. Would you do anything for someone else?
Anything? No. Most things? Probably. Actually I hate saying no unless I have a really good reason, so your chances are good.

6. What is your favorite animal?
Crows. I love them more than you and if you ever hurt one and I find out I swear by all that is unholy I will make you suffer before you die.

7. Who have you thought about most today?
Elliot

8. Are you a bad influence?
I'm not even going to try to deny it.

9. Color of your underwear?
Blue.

10. Honestly, what would you rather be doing right now?
I'd rather be in my huge mansion swimming in my oversized vault of money a la Uncle Scrooge while Kevin Spacey and Johnny Depp duel for my affections and Alan Rickman laughs at them both because he knows I love him.

12 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

Kevin...Johnny...Alan...Elliot...

I guess I am the odd man out...

Gwenhwyfar said...

Fab - Just to clarify, all of the things that brought Elliot to mind weren't necessarily good things. And just because you're not in my fantasy dueling or laughing doesn't mean you aren't waiting near by bent over a coffin. Now stop being such a little bitch.

Robin said...

I would very much like you to be one of my bad influences and we're going to have to figure out a way to share Kevin it seems.

Ask said...

She builds me up, then knocks me down.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Robin - I am at your disposal. And you mean a time-share Kevin sort of arrangement. Maybe divide him between odd and even days?

Elliot - That's what I'm here for. (There was a lot of talk about the stock market at work, which made me worry.)

Robin said...

You've read my mind. Maybe we could even go on vacation with him together.

Ask said...

You'd have to share him with me too.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Robin - That sounds like a fantastic solution.

Ask - Maybe you can borrow him for hotdog night.

Robin said...

We can take him to some tropical island and feed him grapes.

Gwenhwyfar said...

I was kind of thinking the other way round. But you can feed him grapes while he feeds me grapes. That would be acceptable.

Robin said...

We can go back and forth.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Deal.