Ramblings of an eternal pessimist
Where is your self-esteem? I keep loading it on you, you hot, smart, sexy piece of ass.
Aw, I know. Thank you. I'm just not good at... stuff.Wouldn't it be great if you could actually give someone self-esteem? Or buy some? Like Pay-as-you-go minutes for a cell phone.
Try freezing it!Water expands when it freezes.Seriously, you're cool.Kill anyone who says different.
Sounds like fun. Wanna help?
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