Thursday, July 03, 2008

Don't Worry, Something Is Bound To Piss Me Off Soon

I realize I haven't posted anything since monday but to be perfectly honest, I've been in a really good mood for days already. What am I supposed to ramble on about if I'm not pissed off about something? Frankly, I'm at a bit of a loss.
I'm not worried though, because as much as I enjoy the good times, I know that sooner or later some act of mind-boggling stupidity will bring me crashing back down and you'll get more hate filled rants. It's a funny ol' world, ain't it?
So how are all of you?


Robin said...

Want me to piss you off? I'm usually pretty good at doing that to people and I would do it for you as a favor.

ps. my word verification was "upbulf" and looked at first like "upbutt."

Gwenhwyfar said...

I appreciate the offer but I don't know if you could piss me off. I'd probably just end up mesmerized by your boobs.
And I wish I could set the word verification words.

Janna said...

Lemme help!
Hmmm... let's see... try thinking about these:

1) Gas prices
2) Idiot customers
3) Men who seem to have a PhD in Jerkology
4) Internet connections that don't work like they're supposed to
5) Cat poop
6) Tailgaters
7) Blogs about making a million dollars online
8) Children singing loudly, off-key, and the people who think it's "adorable".
9) Children in general
10) Traffic tickets
11) People who think George Bush "isn't really all that bad"
12) Mosquito bites
13) Stomach cramps
14) Frozen computer screens
15) People who leave comments on your blog in the form of long lists that never seem to stop

How's that?
Am I helping?

Gwenhwyfar said...

That was wonderful. I feel so refreshed.