Friday, May 16, 2008

From Me To You 24

It's that time again, Kiddies. Gather 'round Auntie Gwenhwyfar for some more sage advice.

- You'll know that you've finally lost your grip on what was left of childhood when you start doing things that your parents used to have to fight with you to do, just because you feel like you should. It's a sad moment, mourn the loss. It's all down hill from here.

- When certain things never seem to work out no matter how hard you try, you eventually get to a point where you stop getting your hopes up. It doesn't matter how much they used to mean to you. It's hard to ignore the fact that they always end up sucking royally.

- Being busy as fuck sucks ass. Being too broke to pay bills and buy food sucks a lot more ass.

- If you could kindly refrain from answering my questions with questions, non-answers or your bullshit negativity you'd be saving us both a whole lot of time and frustration. Just answer the fucking question.


Janna said...

You are very wise.

Mr. Fabulous said...

How much ass do you have to suck before you can draw comparisons?

Gwenhwyfar said...

Janna - I can only hope to one day be as wise as you. (Or is that wise-assy? I always confuse the two.)

Fabs - A lot. Just trust me on this one. (And believe me, it's got a stink that will out last religion.)

Robin said...

My weight. I've kind of given up hope. That doesn't mean that I'm just going to sit on my ass from now on eating bagels, it just means I don't expect anything to ever get better.

Gwenhwyfar said...

That's okay, I love you and the girls just the way you are.