Ramblings of an eternal pessimist
Are you trying to make me cry?
No! Never! (I think I missed something... didn't I?)
I wanted cupcakes for my wedding and it would look kinda like that...but my dad vetoed it.
Oh, I didn't miss that. I just thought there was something new I didn't know about. No! I wasn't trying to make you cry! I could try to make you dad cry if you'd like.
Would you please? You could probably just come to the wedding and continuously say to everyone you see "I thought there would be cupcakes, cupcakes are so much better than cake."
I could send him some special cupcakes... is your dad a boob kinda guy?
(((shudder)))Personally I think he's asexual.
So maybe boob cupcakes would make him cry and I could kill two birds with one stone.
That's a thought.
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