Thursday, January 04, 2007

Another Day, Another Thing To Add To My List Of Shit I Didn't Get Done

I'm not one for making New Year's resolutions, especially lists. I find it normally turns into a list of shame. Shit I said I wanted to do and didn't, changes I was going to make but was to lazy to, shit I said I was going to stop doing but, hell, who am I kidding, just love to damned much to stop.
I usually do have a mental list of shit I really should accomplish by next year. It's nothing to binding, just shit I probably should do, if I have time. Stuff like finishing the kitchen. That's a big one this year. (though with the new counters I got for Christmas that one should get done fairly soon.)
There is, however, one list that has been growing over this last year, permanently attatched to my fridge. Someone had once given me a "to do" list type pad of paper, and this is what it turned in to...

Gwenhwyfar's "to do" list

- Create evil empire
- Take over world
- Hire Naiomi as evil advisor
- Kill enemies
- Kill advisors
- Write memoirs
- Bake christmas cookies
- Feed orphans...
- To lions
- Renew subscription to Evil Overlord Weekly and People
- Adopt a new, more positive attitude... toward DESTRUCTION!

Hopefully I can scratch a few of those things off by next year.

3 comments:

August said...

Now that's a to do list to die for, hehe! I really like the Evil Overlord Weekly one. Creative! You are too funny!

My to do list would be:

- Be a better blogging groupie
- Create my own blog(still can't decide if my life is even interesting enough to do one though)
- Forget to create my own blog
- Sufficiently irritate everyone I know (oh wait, i do that already! check that one off)
- Become a multimillionaire overnight with no effort whatsoever, not even playing the lottery
- Live the dream life I've always envied (but still can't figure out what that exactly would be)
- Become an overnight international rock star w/no effort whatsoever.
- Become best friends w/OkGo, PJ Harvey, Wilco, Radiohead, Lamb, Outkast, Missy Elliott, Ludacris, Modest Mouse, Gorillaz, Erykah Badu, etc.

I'm sure I'll add to this as this year goes by, but really, whatever, lol!

Gwenhwyfar said...

(still can't decide if my life is even interesting enough to do one though)

It doesn't have to be, just fill it with random rubbish like me! Whoopee!

August said...

I see now. Alrighty then, I'll get right on it, lmao!