Just a short one this time.
- Beer and clam is not a Caesar. Seriously, you shmuck.
- Getting make-up tattooed on, just for the hell of it, is a shitty, shitty idea.
- Beer and maple fudge does not go together, ever, trust me.
- A one piece denim outfit should be considered a crime against humanity, along with the speedo and stirrup pants.