Ramblings of an eternal pessimist
Now THAT is fucking perfect!
I'll be kissing hands and shaking babies all the way to Washington!
Well if that's the case can I be your running mate? I mean you and I already have political experience together anyway.
I don't know, do you have any foreign relations experience? Like being able to see another country from your house?
At first I thought you meant President of CANADA, and I was gonna say "Geez, how would we ever know?"But yes! Get over here and start passing laws and stuff.Will you hire me to write a new National Anthem if I promise to use the words "rotting beef carcasses"?
Fuckin' eh! You got yourself a deal!
No foreign policy experience like that, but screw it, we need to focus on this country.
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