Thursday, April 03, 2008

Dear Oil Companies,

Let me just start by saying fuck you. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
Now that we've got that out of the way, fuck you. Fuck you right up the ass with something sand-papery, you cock-gobbling cum dumpsters. I can't even come up with something bad enough to compare my hatred for you to that would put it in to perspective. No name I can think up, no expletive I could use, no words yet discovered would accurately describe my feelings for you and your "stealing toys from orphans" level of douche baggery. At this point I think even Hitler would be exclaiming "Mein Gott!"
You can rot in the deepest, darkest pit of hell for all of eternity. You and your fuck buddy George "Dubya".
So in closing let me just say fuck you, you planet killing, war starting, money grubbing, price gouging, soul sucking, cunts.

Sincerely,

-Gwenhwyfar.

9 comments:

Jason Doan said...

You realize that gas is still significantly cheaper per liter than mineral water, beer, milk, etc...all of which are much easier to produce and ship right?

Gwenhwyfar said...

I hope that's not actually meant to make me feel better.

The Absurdist said...

Can't much add to that.

Here here!

Chaos Controller said...

Opec sucks!

Bluepaintred said...

i take it prices went up in your area too, eh? What are you at? We hit 123.9, but so far co-op is staying at 121.9. consensus say that if the co-op hold strong, everyone else will go down to 121 by the weekend.

However. 121 still fucking sucks. Seriously. almost 70 bucks to fill my tank

Gwenhwyfar said...

Yep, 123.9. What a fucking joke.

Janna said...

Here is proof that I am losing my mind.
The first THREE times I read this post title, I thought it said "Dear OLIVE oil Companies."
I was so confused. I kept thinking "Did she buy a bad bottle of olive oil? What happened?"

Then I read through the comments, and finally a light went on over my head.

It was a gas-powered light.

That's why it took so long.

Janna said...

I realize none of that comment made any sense, but y'know what, let's just go ahead and pretend that it did.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Janna, I love you.