Sunday, January 22, 2006

Jeeze

I think I've found the most depressing site on the internet. You can sit and watch your life slipping away.
  • www.deathclock.com
  • 6 comments:

    Jason Doan said...

    hmmmm apparently y'all only have 23 more years to bask in my greatness for I shall die on Thursday, June 29, 2028.

    Jason Doan said...

    oh crap, it's 2006...make that 22 years...

    Gwenhwyfar said...

    Wow, that's.... impressive.... Did you take up smoking when I wasn't looking or something?

    Jason Doan said...

    No, I'm just a pessimistic fat ass.

    Jason Doan said...

    If I was a smoker I would die Wednesday, January 27, 2016

    I can live until Thursday, September 10, 2048 if I'd stop being a pessimist and all the way until Monday, October 31, 2072 if I were to suddenly become an eternal optimist (not that I really have any desire to get that close to my 100th Birthday.

    Gwenhwyfar said...

    Well I better not make plans Sat. June 14, 2036, because if I stay the course I'll be kicking the bucket that day and that usually ruins any plans you have.
    If I was to kick the pessimistic attitude I could make it to Tuesday Aug. 10, 2060. Oddly enough It comes up with the same day if I was to take up smoking, so I'm gonna run out and buy a pack so I can get started.
    If I take up a more sadistic life style I'm likely to go on Wed. Aug. 10, 2022. And if for some bizzare reason I become some kind of "Optimist" I could go on until Thurs. Sept. 13 2085. (Fuck that, I have no interest in seeing a century roll by before I bite the dust.)