Thursday, September 15, 2005

The end is near

Apparently Britney Spears has popped out her hell spawn. I believe this is one of the signs of the apocalypse. Actually I'm surprised that at the moment of birth the earth didn't just open up and the mouth of hell didn't swallow us all up.
Kevin Federlaine has now "fathered" thrice (that we're aware of), I think everyone would feel a lot better if he was just forced into some kind of sterilization procedure. No one that useless (or hideous and with such awful fashion sense for that matter) should be allowed more than one kid, let alone three.
Now if you'll excuse me for a minute I feel the urge to vomit, and I'd rather not have to clean chunks out of my keyboard later.

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