And you sound like one too.
I've recently been reminded of one of my major peeves. Sloppy talk. I fucking hate people who speak sloppily.
Let's see if I can explain what I mean. Sloppy talk is when someone constantly sounds like they're drunk. When they slur their words together and fail to enunciate even the simplest of words. This is usually combined with too much aliva resulting in "drooly lips" and, for the record, that is just fucking gross. Learn to swallow, you freak.
Honest, this is something I've run in to more times than should be possible and these are ADULTS I'm talking about here. I'm not talking about people with some kind of physical of mental issue that would keep them from a normal speach pattern. These are adults who managed to make it all the way through childhood without learning to speak properly.
I find this incredibly annoying and frustrating. Listening to it irritates me. It's like nails on a chalkboard. If you can't even take the time to speak clearly, then why the hell am I listening to you? Chances are, if you're too lazy to talk, anything you do say won't be worth hearing.
This is clearly just one more sign that we are all doomed as a species.