Sunday, August 24, 2008

Why Yes, I Am Still Here

Honestly, I'm starting to think my internet use is becoming a problem. I go offline for a week and I have people immediately assuming I'm dead. What does that say about me?
Really I just had too much to do to get near the computer lately. Not that any of what I had to do was interesting, it was just keeping me busy and paying me money. Oddly enough, the internet never pays me to stay online. Personally I think it should, but the last time I brought that up we got in to this huge fight and everyone said things they didn't really mean. We didn't talk for a while but eventually we went for coffee, we cried and hugged and made up, so I think it's best not to bring it up again. Right?
So just a quick catch up...

- My eye has healed completely, without any scarring. Part of me is a little disappointed. I mean, it made me look pretty bad ass.

- Somehow I ended up driving my friend to the airport so she could go to Australia for two months, letting her park her car at my house while she's gone and agreed to be a contact for the lady who is feeding her cats. I strongly considered knocking her out, stealing her ID and taking her trip instead.

- Tonight I'm heading to Mozart in the Meadow with my grandmother because that's what all the cool people are doing these days.

- For the better part of the last week I've been working for my mom's friend taping and folding folders. This somehow manages to be even less fun than it sounds. The only up sides are a) getting paid for helping and b) there's a TV and Wed. was a full day of Edward G. Robinson on TCM.


Coleslaw said...

Next time you decide to have a life away from the Internet, you should at least let your wife know. Heart attacks aren't as bad ass as they sound.


Robin said...

I thought it was understood you couldn't have a life without checking in with me first. Sheesh.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Coleslaw - I am sorry wife. You may need to give me a good spanking. I've been so naughty.

Robin - I am sorry Robin. You may need to give me a good spanking. I've been so naughty.

Robin said...

That's a lot of spanking. I may have to spank you for all that spanking.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Whatever you think is best. ;)

Janna said...

**takes a number and gets in line to give Gwen a spanking**