So I found this store online.
I know, you're really happy for me but why am I telling you? Because some of you are friends or relatives and may at some point wish to spend money on me. This would be me just skipping hint dropping and going straight for "Get this, right here, no jokes, this one." It seems so much simpler that way.
Pushin Daisies may very well be my new favourite site. I know it doesn't sound like it should be, but shit, this stuff is awesome and very not daisy related at all.
Here are the things I bought for myself today (because I want to show them off and so you don't go and buy me something I've got already... Hopeful? Why yes, yes I am.)
A tombstone cookie cutter:
It's so fucking awesome! Next I need to get the coffin and the hearse.
Coffin cake pan:
I don't care if I only ever use this thing once. I had to buy it. Seriously. Best. Cake pan. Ever.
This I bought because it was $2 and it made me laugh. Also, it will go nicely with the antique medical kit I bought yesterday to put in my coffin.