You know what's fun to do if your friend takes you along shopping at a big box electronics store? Going to all the demo computers with internet access, pulling up something dirty and walking away. But it has to be something a little more understated than your basic hardcore porn site. That kind of shit gets too much attention too quickly.
At London Drugs most of the computers had internet access. Amazon was already open so it wouldn't be too obvious right away. I'm a fan of subtlety in matters such as these. Luckily for me "dildo" pulls up quite a few interesting items on Amazon.
Yeah, I was that bored. And childish. But I made the best of it.