Monday, July 31, 2006

Another glorious day in Hollywood

I always love hearing about major Hollywood stars getting bitch slapped by life, not to mention the police.
Mel Gibson was picked up and arrested for DUI on Friday morning. He had some interesting things to say to the arresting officers, and lucky for all of us, his comments made in on to the internet.

Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me." The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?" The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Way to go Mel. That's awesome. From what I hear, calling cops "sugar tits" and crapping on an entire group of people is the best way to get the police to let you go. Unfortunately the "douche bag gambit" didn't work out so well for our dear Mel.
Check out the whole story here.


Jason Doan said...

I love how people like to blame their mental lapses on booze. he had a BAC of 0.11, which is 4 or 5 beers in someone his size. I've consumed at various times at least 3 times that much and never launched into an anti-semetic tirade. Just admit you hate the jews Mel and that it has nothing to do with booze, and go live out your lifes on an island made of your giant pile of money.

badbunnygirl said...

Of all of the epithets he could have used, though, I do give him creativity points for "sugar tits".

Gwenhwyfar said...

I agree. I'm going to have to remember that one for later, I'm sure it'll come in handy.