Saturday, June 10, 2006

That's right, I'm the normal one

I said last time that there's something wrong with both me and Naiomi, that statement is still true, but I've come to realize that Naiomi is way more fucked up than me.
I was just telling Naiomi that I posted our whole talk from the other night. It went a little something like this:

Me: I posted our conversation from the other night.

Naiomi: Which one?

Me: About cocks.

Naiomi: What?

Me: When that guy cut us off and it turned into a conversation about sucking one's own cock.

Naiomi: (laughing) Oh yeah.

Me: I still think that's wrong.

Naiomi: What are you talking about? If I had a cock and could suck it, I'd never leave the house.

Me: Sweet Jesus.

Naiomi: I'd probably spit though.


Jason Doan said...

I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it many more times in my life, Asian people are fucked up.

Gwenhwyfar said...

It must be their prehensile clitoris.
Oh and on a related note, it was decided last night that sucking your own cock doesn't make you gay. You're only gay if you swallow.

Jason Doan said...

I would disagree, getting sucked off by a guy, even if the guy is yourself, makes you all the way gay.

Gwenhwyfar said...

I thought the saying went "You're only gay if you're catching".