I said last time that there's something wrong with both me and Naiomi, that statement is still true, but I've come to realize that Naiomi is way more fucked up than me.
I was just telling Naiomi that I posted our whole talk from the other night. It went a little something like this:
Me: I posted our conversation from the other night.
Naiomi: Which one?
Me: About cocks.
Me: When that guy cut us off and it turned into a conversation about sucking one's own cock.
Naiomi: (laughing) Oh yeah.
Me: I still think that's wrong.
Naiomi: What are you talking about? If I had a cock and could suck it, I'd never leave the house.
Me: Sweet Jesus.
Naiomi: I'd probably spit though.