Naiomi and I went to see X3 yesterday and on the way home we got to chatting. Nothing specific, just shooting the shit. After that chat I'm pretty sure we should both seek counseling, normal people shouldn't have these kinds of conversations.
A guy cut us off in traffic... it evolved in to this:
Me: I hope that guy chokes on a cock.
Naiomi: I hope he chokes on his own cock.
Me: Now that would really be something... unless he's like Ron Jeremy or something.
Naiomi: Yeah, then it wouldn't be such a big deal.
Me: That just made me think of that whole Manson rumor.
Naiomi: With the ribs?
Me: Yeah. It kills me that people actually bought that whole rumor about Marilyn Manson having ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.
Naiomi: And Pam Anderson, so her waist would be smaller.
Me: How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe that doctors would just remove ribs at random?
Naiomi: Well it's not like you need them or anything.
Me: Why the hell would you want to suck your own dick anyway?
Naiomi: You could get head whenever you want.
Me: Ribs or no ribs, I don't think you'd be able to reach anyway.
Naiomi: Sure, now you're gonna try and tell me about internal organs and shit... pfft.
Me: I still think that sucking your own dick sounds wrong.
Naiomi: Maybe you really like the taste of your own pee.
Naiomi: Man I wish we had a tape recorder.
Me: I'm really glad we don't.