Jay, over at the incredibly lame blog posted this quiz on his site, and since I'm being real creative this morning I'm also posting it.
Here goes nothing.
Do you bite your nails?: Some times, but I try not to.
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes
Can you raise one eyebrow?: Yes, either one.
Can you blow smoke rings?: Indeed I can.
Can you blow spit bubbles?: Nope
Can you cross your eyes?: Yep
Tattoos?: Not yet.
Piercing and where? Just my septum.
Do you make your bed daily?: Hahahahahahaha.... no
Which shoe goes on first?: It's not something I do on purpose, but the right one usually goes on first.
Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: Honestly, who throws a shoe?
What jewellery do you wear 24/7?: 2 rings (left hand: Superman. right hand: Celtic braid) and a wrist band
Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes late and look great?: There's nothing I hate more than being late.
Favourite piece of clothing: My heavy machinery shirt. Don't ask why, I don't know.
Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: Who the fuck cuts spaghetti?
How many cereals in your cabinet? At least five. I like variety.
What utensils do you use to eat pizza?: Utensils? what the fuck? What the hell do you think fingers are for?
Do you cook?: Yep
How often do you brush your teeth?: Every day
How often do you shower/bathe?: Daily, though days off often get neglected if I plan on spending the day in my pj's on the couch.
How long does your shower last?: 5-10 minutes
Do you swear?: Fuck yeah
Do you ever spit?: Yeah, I'm such a lady
Do you use an alarm clock?: Yeah, but I always wake up before it goes off.
Ever suntanned nude? No, but I have an awesome graveyard tan.
Window seat or aisle?: Window, I hate fucking aisle seats.
What's your sleeping position?: on my side usually, sometimes my stomach
Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: Absolutely not
Do you snore?: I'm normally sleeping when that would be going on.
Do you sleepwalk?: Nope
Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: No, I have two cats. I don't need stuffed animals
What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Attitude then eyes.
WHICH IS BETTER... *Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi...then PC Key lime cola...then water...then milk...then spoiled milk...then Coke.
Oranges or apples?: Oranges
One pillow or two?: 2
Pools or hot tubs?: Pool
Blondes or brunettes?: I'm not picky, but it seems like I'm doomed to marry a redhead
Tall or short?: taller than me but not a giant
Beach or pool: either
Hamburger or Cheeseburger?: Veggi burger
Morning or night?: Night.
Christmas Eve or Christmas Day?: Halloween
Cake or ice cream?: Ice cream cake
Dog or Cat?: Both
Bath or shower?: Shower
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
Took a shower?: Yesterday
Watched Bambi?: years ago
Talked on the phone: Last night
Read a book? about an hour ago
Punched someone? Yesterday
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Not here
Who are you going to be married to?: Married? who are you kidding?