Just Another Twit

Recently I joined up with Twitter. I had been resisting it for a long time, mostly because it seems kind of stupid. But as Robin started whining that they cut off her facebook at work, Twitter was the only thing she had left to stay connected. I, like the rest of humanity, can't bear the sound of a whining Robin so Twitter was the only choice. 

I'm starting to think that what Twitter needs are a few tag lines. Since spending some time on there I've come up with a coupe I thought could work.

Twitter - Thousands of Twits can't be wrong.

Twitter - Because you need to hear about all of the mundane details of my life.

Twitter - What else are you going to do at work?

Twitter - Finally, stalking for lazy people.

Twitter - They may be a celebrity or they may be some creepy impostor. But really, does it matter?

I'm also thinking about starting up my own version of Twitter. I think I'll call it Bitter. Somehow I like the sounds of that better.