I'm starting to think that what Twitter needs are a few tag lines. Since spending some time on there I've come up with a coupe I thought could work.
Twitter - Thousands of Twits can't be wrong.
Twitter - Because you need to hear about all of the mundane details of my life.
Twitter - What else are you going to do at work?
Twitter - Finally, stalking for lazy people.
Twitter - They may be a celebrity or they may be some creepy impostor. But really, does it matter?
I'm also thinking about starting up my own version of Twitter. I think I'll call it Bitter. Somehow I like the sounds of that better.