Tuesday, April 04, 2006

From me to you 11

If you're afraid of something, rational or not, and someone tells you you're being stupid or that "it's not that bad" - Punch them. Do it for me. Crack them right in the face. They obviously aren't afraid of anything and have no idea what it's like to be in the midst of a panic attack. These people aren't human and should be dealt with harshly.

If your kid is screaming at top volume for more that 3 or 4 minutes, in public maybe it's time go. Babies can't tell you how tired of shopping they are, so they scream and yet somehow this seems to escape a lot of parents. Trust me, I caught the message. About an hour and a half ago. There is nothing you need so badly as to be tourturing your kid and every person in the store.

You offically know someone too well when you find yourself in the bathroom helping them Nair their back.

Hospitals suck. A lot.

3 comments:

Jason Doan said...

"You offically know someone too well when you find yourself in the bathroom helping them Nair their back."

Was it Reid?

Fallen Priest said...

You rock!
God, I hate people.
New stuff in my blog too

Gwenhwyfar said...

Was it Reid?

Nope, it was Matt. And to be completely honest, it was his whole upper torso.