Thursday, February 23, 2006

From me to you 10

If you leave vegetables in the crisper for long enough, even the crisper won't be able to keep them crispy. In fact, if you leave them there long enough they'll turn into liquid. I don't mean the "Juice Tiger", Jack Lalanne, good for you, wow this is delicious, kind of liquid either. I mean the Oh my God, what the hell was that, where are the guys in the Haz-Mat suits, kind of liquid.

-53 with the wind chill is fucking cold, but if you live in Canada they still won't cancel work or school. They'll tell you to dress real warm and not to lick any frozen metal.

Frozen metal will rip off layers of skin.


Jason Doan said...

The juice process is extremely excelerated in a warm environment. I left a bag of potatos on a shelf in our laundrey closet once and within a week we had incredibly shitty vodka leaking all over the place...not good.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Oh yeah, I've had that vodka before. That stuff is almost as bad as American Vodka.